HANGING TO GET LAID
"Wait! I'm not ready - hang on! Don't move a muscle. Okay. Now! Just slide it in. I can't believe how good you are!"
"Harris, I always told you that if you wanted perfection to come me. We could've been doing this together ages ago if you hadn't been deep in denial."
"Lemme put your hands down here. Oh that feels perfect! Yes, just like that. Slowly, now. Very slow, don't rush it. Don't stop, just take it slow. Oh, yeah, coming, coming! Wow! That's wonderful!"
"Yup, that's one perfectly hung door. Now do I get laid?"